TheZaius

Age/Gender: 26, Male
Location: Earth...bound
Job: Semi-unemployed Ape

If you tie a string around your finger real tight, you can make it turn purple! -Nelson

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Score: 6
Pokemon: Pokemon Champion

"Surprisingly deep!"

date: December 29, 2008

Weeeeeeird accent. It dragged on a little bit but the bizarre writing got a few chuckles out of me. Nice jeorb.

December 31, 2008

Author's Response:

About the accent: It's kind of to be expected, since I'm from Argentina, and English isn't my first language. ; )

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Score: 8
BiteyCastle Christmas

"A funny short"

date: December 14, 2008

Not bad for something done in two days. The voice acting could've been a little better. I don't know, I always expected Santa's voice to be a little deeper.

This really works well as, like, a Christmas card you can send someone. Nice job for what it is.

December 14, 2008

Author's Response:

Sure you'd expect Santa to have a deeper voice.. but this obviously isn't the Santa you'd expect :D

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Score: 8
Egocaptured

"Pretty funny"

submission: Egocaptured
date: October 2, 2008

An image from Full House with music from Family Matters?

GENIUS!

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Score: 9
Fat, bald soccer player

"Hhhha ha ha ha"

date: June 21, 2008

The ending really made this video. This guy is fat and will never make it as an athlete but he loves soccer so much that he even has a soccer ball in the tub with him when he showers.

Nice, simple animation and really funny.

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Score: 2
Megaman X: The Mavericks

"Egads"

date: June 19, 2008

Well, the animation is a little jerky but is not all bad. The sound effects are fine. The humor... well, this thing is loaded with penis, poop, and gay jokes. In other words... it wasn't funny. Try coming up with skits that don't rely on such childish themes.

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Score: 8
Inclines¹³

"There should be a DK game like this"

submission: Inclines¹³
date: February 9, 2008

Finally, someone survives! No blood in this one either. Interesting...

Nice job. Always a neat selection of music.

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Score: 8
Resident Evil WUN!

"Ha ha"

submission: Resident Evil WUN!
date: February 9, 2008

"Show time!"

That was it for me.

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Score: 7
Madness Inundation

"Interesting ending"

submission: Madness Inundation
date: February 9, 2008

Or at least I'm assuming it's the end of the series. I wondered what happened to the... protagonist, I guess... Does this... savior just take his place?

I always figured that for an ending, there'd be a lot more insanity and more variety to the formula. The only thing new about this episode is that the savior takes over and the episode villain is some weird shadow thing.

The action is nonstop and that's good and all but in the end, I expected more than the same ol', same ol'.

This episode also didn't seem as funny as previous episodes. q:

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Score: 8
The English Paper

"Awesome"

submission: The English Paper
date: January 14, 2008

Now THAT'S how you write a paper. I thought some scenes lingered on for far too long and the cartoon seemed to play out like a music video but it was great nonetheless. Good work.

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Score: 8
Super Mario bros Z intro

"Interesting..."

date: August 5, 2007

Incredibly cheesy, what with the Japanese music and anime style and all, but also incredibly AWESOME.

Very well done, as always, and I can't wait for the next movie.

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